Could the following people please contact me about meeting for a beer?
**Jenny Dischler, who was the only reason to watch basketball when I was 15.
**Joey Comeau, sorry about all the fan mail.
**Ben Rudorable, as you are entered into my phone.
**Justine Joli, for the brains and the brawn.
**Randall Munroe, I DID dream about dwarfed dinos swarming me, dammit.
**Amy Ray, please break a string for me.
**Sandwich Shop Owners, if you also wear fishnets it’s just a bonus.
**Michael Pollan, please build me a writer’s shed.
Can’t wait!
xoxo,
Beth
