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You know what is boring? Not giving out our addresses because we are lame. Dumb. I mean really. If you toilet paper my front gate, I might just like you BETTER. Or what, you’ll break in and steal my dirty socks, my crappy bike and the poem that I wrote for you anyway? My old lady neighbor will hit you with a broom? The homeless guy out front with swear and throw aluminum cans at you for making him stand up off of my stairs? You’ll get double cursed at in Cantonese? My dog and Crabfu Swashbot will eat you and then I’d get sued for their attack?
Just send me a check. Or awesome stationary notes. And stickers.
Beth Mattson
3330 19th St
San Francisco, CA 94110
