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Surprise Poop.

Oh no. We\'re out of toilet paper. I didn\'t even know I had to poop. Should I hold it in? That can\'t be healthy. Where\'s the Kleenex?

May 30th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Bugs.

Don\'t make me get the fly swatter. I will smush you like a pancake. Or I will try. You are fast. You make me itch. I want to flatten you. Hold still. Or crawl under my big, heavy book.

May 29th, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

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