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Hot Professor.

$Start it. Give me a lecture. I can\'t wait to begin. I will daydream all hour. But you will be brilliant, As Always, I am sure.$

September 8th, 2008 | All Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Hardware Store.

$Oo, I like this stuff. I bet I can do something with this stuff. I\'m buying it. I hope the anticipation lasts.$

September 1st, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

French Kiss.

$Put your tongue in my mouth. It\'s warm. It\'s gross. I love it! Give me more.$

August 28th, 2008 | All Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Topping Straight Boys.

$I\'d fuck more of them, If they\'d all flag pink on the right.$

August 26th, 2008 | All Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Your Mom.

August 12th, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Slutty Whore.

$How many? Yeah? Well I\'m gonna get me some too. If they\'ll have me.$

These two are a pair. Both fictive for me. Maybe you should try an open relationship.

June 17th, 2008 | All Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Cheating Bastard.

$Did you enjoy it? Because you\'re not getting, Any, Here, For a long, Fucking, Time.$

Bonus.

June 17th, 2008 | All Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Penis.

June 13th, 2008 | All Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Terminal Curiosity.

$Who are you texting? I mean, I don\'t really care. I will hold that for you while you go pee. Let me hold your phnoe. What\'s your password?$

June 12th, 2008 | All Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Eyeballs.

$Rods and cones sounds dirty. Rhodopsin does too. What does it mean when I say, I\'ve got my eye on you?$

June 5th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

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