Vacation Days.

I'd work harder if you gave me more. I wouldn't hate life so much if you gave me more. Instead, I am going to sleep at my desk. A bloated fish stinking on the shore, I on your payroll.

I'd work harder if you gave me more. I wouldn't hate life so much if you gave me more. Instead, I am going to sleep at my desk. A bloated fish stinking on the shore, I on your payroll.

November 24th, 2009 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

Thanks Giving.

Feed me! Feed me more! Feed me now! Feed me again! And then dessert.

Feed me! Feed me more! Feed me now! Feed me again! And then dessert.

Thanksgiving.

November 24th, 2009 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Break Up.

I'm going to forget all about you. But not yet.

I'm going to forget all about you. But not yet.

November 16th, 2009 | All Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Morning.

I got up to let the dog out, And to pee, Me go back to sleep now, Ughn, Invent fire later, Wheel sucks.

I got up to let the dog out, And to pee, Me go back to sleep now, Ughn, Invent fire later, Wheel sucks.

November 11th, 2009 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Fleece.

Soft when you are dry, Warm when you are wet, Not itchy like wool. My sould is made of fleece, My heart of polypro.

Soft when you are dry, Warm when you are wet, Not itchy like wool. My sould is made of fleece, My heart of polypro.

November 6th, 2009 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems | No comments

Binding.

When I bind my tits, I have great posture, An amazing boy silhouette, Or else just heartburn, And discomfort, How is this better than a corset?

When I bind my tits, I have great posture, An amazing boy silhouette, Or else just heartburn, And discomfort, How is this better than a corset?

November 3rd, 2009 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

In Love Quickly.

There are people, For me, For whom, Place and sobriety, Matter very little, To not at all.

There are people, For me, For whom, Place and sobriety, Matter very little, To not at all.

October 28th, 2009 | All Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

You Try Too Hard.

What if you fail? How embarassing.

What if you fail? How embarassing.

October 25th, 2009 | All Poems, Woe Poems | No comments

Soul.

Where does teh soul lie? In the home? In the country? Is it a thing with feathers? Lit behind a steel door, With booby traps and safety wires.

Where does teh soul lie? In the home? In the country? Is it a thing with feathers? Lit behind a steel door, With booby traps and safety wires.

Steel.

October 22nd, 2009 | All Poems, Woe Poems | No comments

Shocking.

Shocking is, As shocking does, So, hey, everybody watch this! My moon is in Leo.

Shocking is, As shocking does, So, hey, everybody watch this! My moon is in Leo.

October 19th, 2009 | All Poems, Woe Poems | No comments