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Game Plan.

$Hole up in your place. Don\'t leave. Help will come soon. Don\'t run. Take cover. Arm yourself. Have an excellent escape plan.$

September 14th, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Sidewalk Crack.

$HOly shit! It\'s like the Grand Canyon back there. I almost fell in. Did anybody see that? No? Good.$

September 11th, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

No Autographs Please.

September 9th, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

Hot Professor.

$Start it. Give me a lecture. I can\'t wait to begin. I will daydream all hour. But you will be brilliant, As Always, I am sure.$

September 8th, 2008 | All Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Deoderant.

September 3rd, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems | No comments

Hardware Store.

$Oo, I like this stuff. I bet I can do something with this stuff. I\'m buying it. I hope the anticipation lasts.$

September 1st, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Cubicle.

$Oh cubicle, Thou art like a cage. Florescent lights illuminate thy felt walls, Smeared with blood of the ages o\' dust mites, That clog my nose and make me yearn, To flail my snotted fist at, The Man who keeps me jailed thus.$

August 29th, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

French Kiss.

$Put your tongue in my mouth. It\'s warm. It\'s gross. I love it! Give me more.$

August 28th, 2008 | All Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Topping Straight Boys.

$I\'d fuck more of them, If they\'d all flag pink on the right.$

August 26th, 2008 | All Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Flannel.

$I am wearing flannel, In East Hampton, Orange County, L.A., Paris, Fashion Week, you\'re next!$

August 21st, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

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