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For Mother Nature.

$You smother me in the bosom of your trees. I can barely breath. You leave me high and dry. Well, not dry. Thanks for the flood. The Earth quakes are real dandy. I\'m going to eat your endangered species, just like they are candy.$

June 20th, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

Indiana Jones.

$The bullwhip is ok, But I would rather have, Batman\'s utility belt. What I really want, Is Indy\'s hat.$

May 21st, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

Reading Comprehension.

May 13th, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

Basic Math.

May 12th, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

Wrong Postage.

42 cents on May 16th, 2008. http://www.usps.com/

May 10th, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

Computer Virus.

$Perfect. I didn\'t want to work today anyway. A return to a simpler time. When people still died of scurvy.$

April 30th, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

Little Diner.

April 24th, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

Damn Thee Paper Cut.

April 18th, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

Hipster.

$I am way cooler than you. Way too cool to care, That I am way cooler than you. I am so cool. That I just don\'t care.$

April 17th, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

Stop Screaming at Me.

April 17th, 2008 | All Poems, Office and Urban Poems | No comments

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