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Summer.

Aaaaaaaaand we’re back.

August 7th, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Dear Landlord.

$You charge too much. And don\'t fix shit that\'s broken. So, meddling monger, I leave you a token. No need to wrap it, It\'s all in one lump. Just look on the carpet, I took a dump.$

June 18th, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Wedding Party.

June 9th, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Surprise Poop.

$Oh no. We\'re out of toilet paper. I didn\'t even know I had to poop. Should I hold it in? That can\'t be healthy. Where\'s the Kleenex?$

May 30th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Bugs.

$Don\'t make me get the fly swatter. I will smush you like a pancake. Or I will try. You are fast. You make me itch. I want to flatten you. Hold still. Or crawl under my big, heavy book.$

May 29th, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Mowing the Lawn.

$It\'s too hot. It\'s too damp. It\'s just going to grow again. It\'s on a hill. If it gets longer, The neighbors will go crazy. I hate my neighbors. More than crab grass.$

May 20th, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Doing the Dishes.

May 19th, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

The Music Kids Listen to These Days.

$It\'s way too loud. What, are they deaf? Like me? They don\'t know how to have a good time. They don\'t know how to dress. They can\'t pay into Social Security. They really don\'t know how, To run a nursing home.$

May 1st, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Climbing Trees.

April 29th, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Student Loans.

$I\'ll pay them when I get a job, Worthy of my education. My vow of poverty is for you, Rotten Collectors.$

April 28th, 2008 | All Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

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