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Deoderant.

September 3rd, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems | No comments

To Nake.

August 15th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems, Poetry and Art Poems | No comments

Eyeballs.

$Rods and cones sounds dirty. Rhodopsin does too. What does it mean when I say, I\'ve got my eye on you?$

June 5th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems, Sex and Love Poems | No comments

Surprise Poop.

$Oh no. We\'re out of toilet paper. I didn\'t even know I had to poop. Should I hold it in? That can\'t be healthy. Where\'s the Kleenex?$

May 30th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems, Home Life Poems | No comments

Contagious.

$You got me sick. I am not sitting on my couch for vacation. Ohhhhhh, no. I am lying here, in my own sick. Miserable, and don\'t you forget it. I can\'t reach the remote. My head hurts. I smell funny. Barf.$

May 28th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems, Woe Poems | No comments

Sun Burn.

$You could fry egss, On my skin. But they\'d taste like aloe. And I\'d punch you, Because it hurts.$

The unofficial start to summer!

May 26th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems | No comments

Disproportionate Body Parts.

Hey, Happy Mother’s Day, Mo Fos.

May 11th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems | No comments

Bicep.

May 2nd, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems | No comments

Who Keeps Passing Gas?

April 18th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems | 1 comment

Embalming.

April 18th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems, Woe Poems | 1 comment