Sun Burn.

You could fry egss, On my skin. But they\'d taste like aloe. And I\'d punch you, Because it hurts.

The unofficial start to summer!

May 26th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems | No comments

Disproportionate Body Parts.

Huge body, Teeny tiny head, Gigantic melon, Floppy feet, buck teeth, Ears of Beelzebub, Hunched-back, Mother-fucker.

Hey, Happy Mother’s Day, Mo Fos.

May 11th, 2008 | All Poems, Bodily Function Poems | No comments